Donating blood is very draining. Plus, it’s hard to penalize you for doing a good deed! Casually mention that you're going to donate blood the day before you plan on calling out work to really sell the story. Then call in after your “appointment” and say you’re too woozy to come in. [11] X Research source Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2020-07-23 10:01:54 Boxid IA1884211 Camera Sony Alpha-A6300 (Control) Collection_set printdisabled External-identifier I can't come into work today, I have been randomly selected to be part of a jury in this serious court case. urn:lcp:bookofexcuses0000bran:epub:e1f09871-d357-444a-8585-7675a43af581 Foldoutcount 0 Identifier bookofexcuses0000bran Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t13p14f4p Invoice 1652 Isbn 0356098079 This section brings you a variety of selection of serious problems that you may use as excuses. You must play the role, be serious about it and you will get the day off.

I've used this book on numerous occasions for work when i can't be bothered to turn in (or just want to go on the beer with my fwiends) It has some monumental excuses for when you just want to down tools half-way through-out the day and go to the pub, although my work colleagues are certainly not 'wet behind the ears', I do find that not turning in for work for the rest of the week seems to throw people off the scent of you being ill, albeit a costly alternative if you're PAYE but I tend to use Facebook to give that extra bit on convincing material towards authenticity but at the expense of being ripped to pieces due to my biblical torrent of lies.

There's a bunch of racoons in my kitchen and I'm with my family in the room until animal control arrives and saves us. I can't

If your not going any where, don't show your face around town, and tag pictures from the event on your social media for a few weeks. I can't miss it, I'm going with my _______(family member) that bought them for me.I lost my niece/nephew in a shopping mall, I can't leave until I find them. It's an emergency and I can't come into work. I think an imposter went to the bank and widthdrew all of my money. I'm broke now! I called the bank and they told me I widthdrew I came fishing out here on lake ______(name of lake-or could be ocean) very early and was expecting to be at work by now.

I'm not going to make it in to work today, I was having sexual intercourse before work and my partner If you need your car to get to work, this is a golden excuse to call off. Most people understand that these things happen, so keep your story a little vague. This excuse probably won’t work if you live in a big city with a public transportation system, though. [18] X Research source I'm not going to come into work today an old friend was diagnosed with a chemical imbalance in the brain I’ve got a horrible migraine today and there’s no way I can make it through my shift later. I’m going to need to take today off.”

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I'm attending an important public hearing today, being a community activist, it is crutial that I attend. Sorry, I I randomly seen my old professor/therapist at my coffee shop and I needed to ask some questions about guidance for my future I was Walking out from ______(store/mall) I was jumped and robbed, I'm hurt and going to report this to My child/younger cousin ran away from home. I have to report it and put up missing signs, this is so serious I can't come it could be is on the baseball feild. I have to go find it today, before my husband/wife realizes. I can't come in.